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This Week In Doctor Who - February 27, 2010 | Gallifreyan Embassy
them again. For press releases on Doctor Who, keep an eye on the BBC Press Office http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice and C21 Media http://www.c21media.net . Listings for PBS and Podcasts are in This Week In Doctor Who PBS and. Podcasts. ….. KUED 7 Salt Lake City, UT OETA Oklahoma KLRU 18 Austin, TX Alaska Public TV WSKG/WSKA 46,30 Binghamton/Elmira, NY West Virginia Public Broadcasting I am confident that there are more stations with rights to Series 29 and 30 than that. …  read more…

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But with the investor owned utility, the wealth is transferred to shareholders anywhere in the world with the decisions made at a corporate office, then often rubber stamped in the regulators’ office, with priorities that do not match ….. Livingstone’s quest leads him through Babe Ruth’s New York City and Al Capone’s Chicago into oil boom Oklahoma. Stymied by oil and circumstance, Livingstone marries, has a son and eventually, surprisingly, resolves his grievances with …  read more…

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Based on what has transpired since Barrack Hussein Obama’s taking the oath of office (which he flubbed on his initial try and had to have the oath of office administered a second time), the Fabian philosophy is daily being exhibited ….. Arizona governor, attorney for Anita Hill during the Clarence Thomas hearings, U.S. attorney during the Clinton administration, instrumental in the Oklahoma City (OKC) bomb cover-up, where she declared “We’ll pursue every bit of evidence …  read more…

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Immigration law news on visas, greencard and citizenship. Find how to get US visas, green cards and citizenship. Immigration CLE Seminars for Lawyers. Immigration Law Books for Attorneys.  read more…

Anti-abortion advocates rally at Oklahoma Capitol (Tulsa World)
Social issues stole center stage from a budget shortfall at the state Capitol on Wednesday as anti-abortion activists rallied and a Senate panel said high schools should offer courses that use the Bible …  read more…

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Voting Question: Where is a bariatric weight loss clinic in or around St Louis?
I’ve looked everywhere and the only bariatric offices in St Louis are ones for surgury proceedures. What I’m looking for is a Dr. who will prescribe me wight loss pills (preferably from their own pharmacy) and I will see them once a month, he will tell me how I’m doing, recommend eating tips, exercise ect ect.

I’ve seriously looked everywhere and called just about everyone…The closest places I’ve found are in Chicago or Oklahoma City…6 hours away! I just find it very hard to believe that there is not one doctors office in a 3-hr radius of the St Louis Metro area that fits what I’m looking for. So please, if anyone knows of a Doctor’s office like what I’m looking for please let me know. Thank you.
WHY does it say I have 5 answers but I only can see one??

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Voting Question: Thinking of applying to medical school with a masters of social work?
I just finished my masters of social work and I really want to apply for medical school. I have had many clinical rotations at the VA hospital and Children’s Hospital in my city and I really loved all the work the doctors are involved in. Its all so interesting. I need to complete 5 prereqs before I take the MCAT though. Do you think its worth it ? Do you think having a masters degree in a helping profession like social work will aid my application? —> I also had volunteer work in a pediatricians office and in a pathology department in high school. I love kids and I think I would be suited for pediatrics. What do you guys think? Confused in Oklahoma! !

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Resolved Question: D’you Like these? ((sorry, the other one got cut off))?
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

3 construction guys were working on a skyscraper, up on the 40th floor.
At lunch, the bald guy said “Every day my wife packs me a tuna sandwich. If there’s tuna again today, I’m gonna jump off this building!”. He checks it & sure enough it’s tuna again so old baldy jumps.
The redhead then says “Every day I get a cheese sandwich for lunch from my wife. If it’s cheese again today then I’m jumping off here, too!”. Sure enough, it’s cheese so the redheaded guy jumps off.
Then the blond guy says “I always get a jelly sandwich. If it’s jelly again then I’m jumping, too!”. He checks & it’s jelly so he jumps.
At the memorial service for the 3 guys, their wives are talking about this.
Both the bald guy’s wife & the redhead’s wife said the same thing, “I don’t understand why my husband jumped. If I had know he wanted something else to eat for lunch, I’d have gave it to him.”.
Then the blond man’s wife says ” I don’t understand why my husband jumped. He always made his own lunch.”.

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally asked
The police woman replied “It’s square and it has your picture on it.” The driver finially found a square mirror in her purse , looked at it and handed it tothe policewoman. “Here it is ” she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking……. and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all them.” A friend says, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy: W.”

A blonde went to electronics store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry we don’t sell to blondes.”
She replied, ” I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?”
“Because that is not a TV, it’s a microwave

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?” The agent replies, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.

Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says “OK” and pours their shots. They all clink glasses and yell “51 days!” Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell “Only 51 days!” The bartender finally can’t stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by Only 51 days. One of the blondes looks at him and says “Well,” looking very smug. “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us Only 51 Days . . . . . and on the box it said 4-7 years”

Julie the blonde was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, “Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?” “Sure that sounds great!” said Julie. “Well, uh, how much do you want?” asked the man. “Is fifty bucks OK?” Julie asked. “Yeah t

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“Well, putting what was broken back together and getting our troops home, which we intend to do in August of this year,” he said, adding that Obama helped provide critical “political pressure” on Iraq policy before taking office. … Instead of trying to open the blocked bypass, doctors reopened the original clogged artery and placed two mesh props called stents to keep it open. The procedure took about an hour, and Clinton was able to get up two hours later, …  read more…

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The board claims it’s her father who got caught taking bribes and kickbacks, awarded himself and his wife unauthorized pay raises and went so far as to bug the executive offices. Larry Jones fired his daughter and Board members … Back in Oklahoma City, we confronted Sellars — who was unaware that we’d been to the camp. “Is it your impression that you are, that “Feed the Children” is in charge of the camp,” Attkisson asked. “That is my impression at this point,” Sellars …  read more…

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How does a person become a doctor? First, he goes through twelve years of publicly paid schooling. Some attend private schools because they were fortunate enough to be born into a family wealthy enough to afford such privileges. …. “A remarkable example of the complex interactions in medical treatment was cited by Stewart Wolf of the University of Oklahoma. He told of a patient with long-standing and almost continuous asthma who obtained no relief from a series of drugs …  read more…

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Immigration law news on visas, greencard and citizenship. Find how to get US visas, green cards and citizenship. Immigration CLE Seminars for Lawyers. Immigration Law Books for Attorneys.  read more…

Highway 9 zoning change on planners’ agenda (The Norman Transcript)
A zoning request for land on the north side of State Highway 9 at Berry Road that has stirred a small neighborhood near the property will be presented to Norman Planning Commissioners Thursday.Cerebral Professional Systems Inc.  read more…

Anti-abortion advocates rally at Oklahoma Capitol (Tulsa World)
Social issues stole center stage from a budget shortfall at the state Capitol on Wednesday as anti-abortion activists rallied and a Senate panel said high schools should offer courses that use the Bible …  read more…

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Voting Question: Where is a bariatric weight loss clinic in or around St Louis?
I’ve looked everywhere and the only bariatric offices in St Louis are ones for surgury proceedures. What I’m looking for is a Dr. who will prescribe me wight loss pills (preferably from their own pharmacy) and I will see them once a month, he will tell me how I’m doing, recommend eating tips, exercise ect ect.

I’ve seriously looked everywhere and called just about everyone…The closest places I’ve found are in Chicago or Oklahoma City…6 hours away! I just find it very hard to believe that there is not one doctors office in a 3-hr radius of the St Louis Metro area that fits what I’m looking for. So please, if anyone knows of a Doctor’s office like what I’m looking for please let me know. Thank you.
WHY does it say I have 5 answers but I only can see one??

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Voting Question: Thinking of applying to medical school with a masters of social work?
I just finished my masters of social work and I really want to apply for medical school. I have had many clinical rotations at the VA hospital and Children’s Hospital in my city and I really loved all the work the doctors are involved in. Its all so interesting. I need to complete 5 prereqs before I take the MCAT though. Do you think its worth it ? Do you think having a masters degree in a helping profession like social work will aid my application? —> I also had volunteer work in a pediatricians office and in a pathology department in high school. I love kids and I think I would be suited for pediatrics. What do you guys think? Confused in Oklahoma! !

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Resolved Question: D’you Like these? ((sorry, the other one got cut off))?
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

3 construction guys were working on a skyscraper, up on the 40th floor.
At lunch, the bald guy said “Every day my wife packs me a tuna sandwich. If there’s tuna again today, I’m gonna jump off this building!”. He checks it & sure enough it’s tuna again so old baldy jumps.
The redhead then says “Every day I get a cheese sandwich for lunch from my wife. If it’s cheese again today then I’m jumping off here, too!”. Sure enough, it’s cheese so the redheaded guy jumps off.
Then the blond guy says “I always get a jelly sandwich. If it’s jelly again then I’m jumping, too!”. He checks & it’s jelly so he jumps.
At the memorial service for the 3 guys, their wives are talking about this.
Both the bald guy’s wife & the redhead’s wife said the same thing, “I don’t understand why my husband jumped. If I had know he wanted something else to eat for lunch, I’d have gave it to him.”.
Then the blond man’s wife says ” I don’t understand why my husband jumped. He always made his own lunch.”.

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally asked
The police woman replied “It’s square and it has your picture on it.” The driver finially found a square mirror in her purse , looked at it and handed it tothe policewoman. “Here it is ” she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking……. and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all them.” A friend says, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy: W.”

A blonde went to electronics store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry we don’t sell to blondes.”
She replied, ” I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?”
“Because that is not a TV, it’s a microwave

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?” The agent replies, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.

Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says “OK” and pours their shots. They all clink glasses and yell “51 days!” Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell “Only 51 days!” The bartender finally can’t stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by Only 51 days. One of the blondes looks at him and says “Well,” looking very smug. “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us Only 51 Days . . . . . and on the box it said 4-7 years”

Julie the blonde was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, “Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?” “Sure that sounds great!” said Julie. “Well, uh, how much do you want?” asked the man. “Is fifty bucks OK?” Julie asked. “Yeah t

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The Oklahoma City bombing blamed on Tim McVeigh was likely the prelude/test case to the World Trade Center destruction scenario. Somalia was likely the opportunity used as a testing environment for pre-Iraq invasion. ….. Bill Clinton was inaugurated on January 20, 1993 and left office on January 20, 2001, the same date George W. Bush was inaugurated. In addition, the correct totals comprise only six years of the Bush administration, not seven as claimed. …  read more…

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But with the investor owned utility, the wealth is transferred to shareholders anywhere in the world with the decisions made at a corporate office, then often rubber stamped in the regulators’ office, with priorities that do not match ….. Livingstone’s quest leads him through Babe Ruth’s New York City and Al Capone’s Chicago into oil boom Oklahoma. Stymied by oil and circumstance, Livingstone marries, has a son and eventually, surprisingly, resolves his grievances with …  read more…

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McGraw is kicking off his “Southern Voice” North American tour next week and planning stops in Oklahoma City and Tulsa. Lady Antebellum, whose sophomore album “Need You Now” currently is No. 1 on the Billboard 200 and Top Country Albums … Tickets will be available online at www.bokcenter.com, at Arby’s Box Office and all Tickets.com outlets, or by phone at (866) 726-5287. McGraw and his band, the Dancehall Doctors, will kick off their tour in support of his new album, …  read more…

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Anti-abortion advocates rally at Oklahoma Capitol (Tulsa World)
Social issues stole center stage from a budget shortfall at the state Capitol on Wednesday as anti-abortion activists rallied and a Senate panel said high schools should offer courses that use the Bible …  read more…

Letters to the editor: Feb. 5, 2010 (Naples Daily News)
Here are letters to the editor from Daily News editions of Feb. 5, 2010:Letter of the Day: Could be worseEditor, Daily News:Re: Crowds leaving early at the Naples Philharmonic Center for the Arts.This type of audience behavior does occur elsewhere. The subject brought to mind our experiences several years ago at Hill Auditorium in Ann Arbor on the campus of the University of Michigan.Concert …  read more…

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Voting Question: Thinking of applying to medical school with a masters of social work?
I just finished my masters of social work and I really want to apply for medical school. I have had many clinical rotations at the VA hospital and Children’s Hospital in my city and I really loved all the work the doctors are involved in. Its all so interesting. I need to complete 5 prereqs before I take the MCAT though. Do you think its worth it ? Do you think having a masters degree in a helping profession like social work will aid my application? —> I also had volunteer work in a pediatricians office and in a pathology department in high school. I love kids and I think I would be suited for pediatrics. What do you guys think? Confused in Oklahoma! !

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Resolved Question: D’you Like these? ((sorry, the other one got cut off))?
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

3 construction guys were working on a skyscraper, up on the 40th floor.
At lunch, the bald guy said “Every day my wife packs me a tuna sandwich. If there’s tuna again today, I’m gonna jump off this building!”. He checks it & sure enough it’s tuna again so old baldy jumps.
The redhead then says “Every day I get a cheese sandwich for lunch from my wife. If it’s cheese again today then I’m jumping off here, too!”. Sure enough, it’s cheese so the redheaded guy jumps off.
Then the blond guy says “I always get a jelly sandwich. If it’s jelly again then I’m jumping, too!”. He checks & it’s jelly so he jumps.
At the memorial service for the 3 guys, their wives are talking about this.
Both the bald guy’s wife & the redhead’s wife said the same thing, “I don’t understand why my husband jumped. If I had know he wanted something else to eat for lunch, I’d have gave it to him.”.
Then the blond man’s wife says ” I don’t understand why my husband jumped. He always made his own lunch.”.

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally asked
The police woman replied “It’s square and it has your picture on it.” The driver finially found a square mirror in her purse , looked at it and handed it tothe policewoman. “Here it is ” she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking……. and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all them.” A friend says, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy: W.”

A blonde went to electronics store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry we don’t sell to blondes.”
She replied, ” I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?”
“Because that is not a TV, it’s a microwave

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?” The agent replies, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.

Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says “OK” and pours their shots. They all clink glasses and yell “51 days!” Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell “Only 51 days!” The bartender finally can’t stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by Only 51 days. One of the blondes looks at him and says “Well,” looking very smug. “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us Only 51 Days . . . . . and on the box it said 4-7 years”

Julie the blonde was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, “Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?” “Sure that sounds great!” said Julie. “Well, uh, how much do you want?” asked the man. “Is fifty bucks OK?” Julie asked. “Yeah t

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Resolved Question: So, what (if any) emotion does this evoke in you?
yes, us people are just poems
we’re 90% metaphor, with a leanness of meaning
approaching hyper-distillation
and once upon a time
we were moonshine, rushing down the throat of a giraffe
yes, rushing down the long hallway
despite what the p.a. announcement says
yes, rushing down the long stairs
with the whiskey of eternity, fermented and distilled
burning down our throats
down the hall
down the stairs
in a building so tall, that it will always be there
yes, it’s part of a pair there on the bow of noah’s ark
the most prestigious couple
just kickin back parked
against a perfectly blue sky
on a morning beatific in its indian summer breeze
on the day that america
fell to its knees, after strutting around for a century
without saying thank you
or please
and the shock was subsonic, and the smoke was deafening
between the setup and the punch line
cuz we were all on time for work that day
we all boarded that plane for to fly
and then while the fires were raging
we all climbed up on the windowsill
and then we all held hands
and jumped into the sky
and every borough looked up when it heard the first blast
and then every dumb action movie was summarily surpassed
and the exodus uptown by foot and motorcar
looked more like war than anything i’ve seen so far
so fierce and ingenious
a poetic specter so far gone
that every jackass newscaster was struck dumb and stumbling
over ‘oh my god’ and ‘this is unbelievable’ and on and on
and i’ll tell you what, while we’re at it
you can keep the pentagon, keep the propaganda
keep each and every tv, that’s been trying to convince me
to participate
in some prep school punk’s plan to perpetuate retribution
even as the blue toxic smoke of our lesson in retribution
is still hanging in the air
and there’s ash on our shoes
and there’s ash in our hair
and there’s a fine silt on every mantle
from hell’s kitchen to brooklyn
and the streets are full of stories, sudden twists and near misses
and soon every open bar is crammed to the rafters
with tales of narrowly averted disasters
and the whiskey is flowin
like never before
as all over the country
folks just shake their heads, and pour

so here’s a toast to all the folks who live in palestine
afghanistan
iraq

el salvador

here’s a toast to the folks living on the pine ridge reservation
under the stone cold gaze of mt. rushmore

here’s a toast to all those nurses and doctors
who daily provide women with a choice
who stand down a threat the size of oklahoma city
just to listen to a young woman’s voice

here’s a toast to all the folks on death row right now
awaiting the executioner’s guillotine
who are shackled there with dread and can only escape into their heads
to find peace in the form of a dream

cuz take away our playstations
and we are a third world nation
under the thumb of some blue blood royal son
who stole the oval office and that phony election
i mean
it don’t take a weatherman
to look around and see the weather
jeb said he’d deliver florida, folks
and boy did he ever

and we hold these truths to be self evident:
#1 george w. bush is not president
#2 america is not a true democracy
#3 the media is not fooling me
cuz i am a poem heeding hyper-distillation
i’ve got no room for a lie so verbose
i’m looking out over my whole human family
and i’m raising my glass in a toast

here’s to our last drink of fossil fuels
let us vow to get off of this sauce
shoo away the swarms of commuter planes
and find that train ticket we lost
cuz once upon a time the line followed the river
and peeked into all the backyards, and the laundry was waving
the graffiti was teasing us
from brick walls and bridges
we were rolling over ridges ,through valleys
under stars
i dream of touring like duke ellington
in my own railroad car
i dream of waiting on the tall blonde wooden benches, in a grand station aglow with grace
and then standing out on the platform
and feeling the air on my face
give back the night its distant whistle
give the darkness back its soul
give the big oil companies the finger finally
and relearn how to rock-n-roll
yes, the lessons are all around us and a change is waiting there
so it’s time to pick through the rubble, clean the streets
and clear the air
get our government to pull its big dick out of the sand
of someone else’s desert
put it back in its pants, and quit the hypocritical chants of
freedom forever : )

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I just finished my masters of social work and I really want to apply for medical school. I have had many clinical rotations at the VA hospital and Children’s Hospital in my city and I really loved all the work the doctors are involved in. Its all so interesting. I need to complete 5 prereqs before I take the MCAT though. Do you think its worth it ? Do you think having a masters degree in a helping profession like social work will aid my application? —> I also had volunteer work in a pediatricians office and in a pathology department in high school. I love kids and I think I would be suited for pediatrics. What do you guys think? Confused in Oklahoma! !

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Resolved Question: jokes!!!!! ?
BLONDE JOKES
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

3 construction guys were working on a skyscraper, up on the 40th floor.
At lunch, the bald guy said “Every day my wife packs me a tuna sandwich. If there’s tuna again today, I’m gonna jump off this building!”. He checks it & sure enough it’s tuna again so old baldy jumps.
The redhead then says “Every day I get a cheese sandwich for lunch from my wife. If it’s cheese again today then I’m jumping off here, too!”. Sure enough, it’s cheese so the redheaded guy jumps off.
Then the blond guy says “I always get a jelly sandwich. If it’s jelly again then I’m jumping, too!”. He checks & it’s jelly so he jumps.
At the memorial service for the 3 guys, their wives are talking about this.
Both the bald guy’s wife & the redhead’s wife said the same thing, “I don’t understand why my husband jumped. If I had know he wanted something else to eat for lunch, I’d have gave it to him.”.
Then the blond man’s wife says ” I don’t understand why my husband jumped. He always made his own lunch.”.

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally asked
The police woman replied “It’s square and it has your picture on it.” The driver finially found a square mirror in her purse , looked at it and handed it tothe policewoman. “Here it is ” she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking……. and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all them.” A friend says, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy: W.”

A blonde went to electronics store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry we don’t sell to blondes.”
She replied, ” I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?”
“Because that is not a TV, it’s a microwave

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?” The agent replies, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.

Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says “OK” and pours their shots. They all clink glasses and yell “51 days!” Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell “Only 51 days!” The bartender finally can’t stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by Only 51 days. One of the blondes looks at him and says “Well,” looking very smug. “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us Only 51 Days . . . . . and on the box it said 4-7 years”

Julie the blonde was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, “Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?” “Sure that sounds great!” said Julie. “Well, uh, how much do you want?” asked the man. “Is fifty

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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

3 construction guys were working on a skyscraper, up on the 40th floor.
At lunch, the bald guy said “Every day my wife packs me a tuna sandwich. If there’s tuna again today, I’m gonna jump off this building!”. He checks it & sure enough it’s tuna again so old baldy jumps.
The redhead then says “Every day I get a cheese sandwich for lunch from my wife. If it’s cheese again today then I’m jumping off here, too!”. Sure enough, it’s cheese so the redheaded guy jumps off.
Then the blond guy says “I always get a jelly sandwich. If it’s jelly again then I’m jumping, too!”. He checks & it’s jelly so he jumps.
At the memorial service for the 3 guys, their wives are talking about this.
Both the bald guy’s wife & the redhead’s wife said the same thing, “I don’t understand why my husband jumped. If I had know he wanted something else to eat for lunch, I’d have gave it to him.”.
Then the blond man’s wife says ” I don’t understand why my husband jumped. He always made his own lunch.”.

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally asked
The police woman replied “It’s square and it has your picture on it.” The driver finially found a square mirror in her purse , looked at it and handed it tothe policewoman. “Here it is ” she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking……. and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all them.” A friend says, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy: W.”

A blonde went to electronics store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry we don’t sell to blondes.”
She replied, ” I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?”
“Because that is not a TV, it’s a microwave

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?” The agent replies, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.

Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says “OK” and pours their shots. They all clink glasses and yell “51 days!” Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell “Only 51 days!” The bartender finally can’t stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by Only 51 days. One of the blondes looks at him and says “Well,” looking very smug. “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us Only 51 Days . . . . . and on the box it said 4-7 years”

Julie the blonde was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, “Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?” “Sure that sounds great!” said Julie. “Well, uh, how much do you want?” asked the man. “Is fifty bucks OK?” Julie asked. “Yeah t

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Here are letters to the editor from Daily News editions of Feb. 5, 2010:Letter of the Day: Could be worseEditor, Daily News:Re: Crowds leaving early at the Naples Philharmonic Center for the Arts.This type of audience behavior does occur elsewhere. The subject brought to mind our experiences several years ago at Hill Auditorium in Ann Arbor on the campus of the University of Michigan.Concert …  read more…

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Voting Question: Thinking of applying to medical school with a masters of social work?
I just finished my masters of social work and I really want to apply for medical school. I have had many clinical rotations at the VA hospital and Children’s Hospital in my city and I really loved all the work the doctors are involved in. Its all so interesting. I need to complete 5 prereqs before I take the MCAT though. Do you think its worth it ? Do you think having a masters degree in a helping profession like social work will aid my application? —> I also had volunteer work in a pediatricians office and in a pathology department in high school. I love kids and I think I would be suited for pediatrics. What do you guys think? Confused in Oklahoma! !

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Resolved Question: jokes!!!!! ?
BLONDE JOKES
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

3 construction guys were working on a skyscraper, up on the 40th floor.
At lunch, the bald guy said “Every day my wife packs me a tuna sandwich. If there’s tuna again today, I’m gonna jump off this building!”. He checks it & sure enough it’s tuna again so old baldy jumps.
The redhead then says “Every day I get a cheese sandwich for lunch from my wife. If it’s cheese again today then I’m jumping off here, too!”. Sure enough, it’s cheese so the redheaded guy jumps off.
Then the blond guy says “I always get a jelly sandwich. If it’s jelly again then I’m jumping, too!”. He checks & it’s jelly so he jumps.
At the memorial service for the 3 guys, their wives are talking about this.
Both the bald guy’s wife & the redhead’s wife said the same thing, “I don’t understand why my husband jumped. If I had know he wanted something else to eat for lunch, I’d have gave it to him.”.
Then the blond man’s wife says ” I don’t understand why my husband jumped. He always made his own lunch.”.

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally asked
The police woman replied “It’s square and it has your picture on it.” The driver finially found a square mirror in her purse , looked at it and handed it tothe policewoman. “Here it is ” she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking……. and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all them.” A friend says, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy: W.”

A blonde went to electronics store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry we don’t sell to blondes.”
She replied, ” I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?”
“Because that is not a TV, it’s a microwave

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?” The agent replies, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.

Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says “OK” and pours their shots. They all clink glasses and yell “51 days!” Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell “Only 51 days!” The bartender finally can’t stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by Only 51 days. One of the blondes looks at him and says “Well,” looking very smug. “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us Only 51 Days . . . . . and on the box it said 4-7 years”

Julie the blonde was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, “Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?” “Sure that sounds great!” said Julie. “Well, uh, how much do you want?” asked the man. “Is fifty

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Resolved Question: D’you Like these? ((sorry, the other one got cut off))?
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

3 construction guys were working on a skyscraper, up on the 40th floor.
At lunch, the bald guy said “Every day my wife packs me a tuna sandwich. If there’s tuna again today, I’m gonna jump off this building!”. He checks it & sure enough it’s tuna again so old baldy jumps.
The redhead then says “Every day I get a cheese sandwich for lunch from my wife. If it’s cheese again today then I’m jumping off here, too!”. Sure enough, it’s cheese so the redheaded guy jumps off.
Then the blond guy says “I always get a jelly sandwich. If it’s jelly again then I’m jumping, too!”. He checks & it’s jelly so he jumps.
At the memorial service for the 3 guys, their wives are talking about this.
Both the bald guy’s wife & the redhead’s wife said the same thing, “I don’t understand why my husband jumped. If I had know he wanted something else to eat for lunch, I’d have gave it to him.”.
Then the blond man’s wife says ” I don’t understand why my husband jumped. He always made his own lunch.”.

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally asked
The police woman replied “It’s square and it has your picture on it.” The driver finially found a square mirror in her purse , looked at it and handed it tothe policewoman. “Here it is ” she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking……. and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all them.” A friend says, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy: W.”

A blonde went to electronics store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry we don’t sell to blondes.”
She replied, ” I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?”
“Because that is not a TV, it’s a microwave

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?” The agent replies, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.

Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says “OK” and pours their shots. They all clink glasses and yell “51 days!” Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell “Only 51 days!” The bartender finally can’t stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by Only 51 days. One of the blondes looks at him and says “Well,” looking very smug. “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us Only 51 Days . . . . . and on the box it said 4-7 years”

Julie the blonde was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, “Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?” “Sure that sounds great!” said Julie. “Well, uh, how much do you want?” asked the man. “Is fifty bucks OK?” Julie asked. “Yeah t

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