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Contact your health insurance provider and ask for Oklahoma City health insurance quotes or go online and surf the Internet and look for websites that offer free Oklahoma City health insurance quotes. … These plans make use of a group of doctors and hospitals in providing medical care. You are given a list of providers to choose from for this kind of plan. See to it that there are health services providers and hospitals in your are that are included in the plan; …  read more…

New Hope in Fighting Cancer | KOSU Radio
Governor Henry got a firsthand look last week at one of the linear accelerators at the new Integris Cancer center of Oklahoma near North MacArthur and Memorial Road in Oklahoma City. The machine uses a cone-beam cat scan to provide ….. 2/ 09/10 7:30 PM, OBU Faculty Recital. Dr. Kevin Pruiett, trumpet, and Michael Dean, piano, will present a recital in Yarborough Auditorium on the campus of Oklahoma Baptist University in Shawnee. More information is available at okbu.edu …  read more…

2 hospital administrators face hot-check charges : KOHM FM
Authorities say 61-year-old Robert Hicks of Oklahoma City and 63-year-old Arthur Clyde Benson Jr. of Richardson, Texas, wrote two checks for nearly $8900 for salary payments to Dr. George Gray of Little Rock. Hicks serves as the chief … Prosecutor Bryan Chesshir says his office has heard complaints about insufficient funds concerning the hospital, but few people have brought the checks to him. The arraignment date to enter a plea will be Nov. 30. Filed Under: State news …  read more…

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Oklahoma woman still wants to help as she waits for new heart (The Oklahoman)
Six months ago, Rebecca Denali retired from her job as a bank account representative. Friends and co-workers hosted the event, and customers signed a giant card with well wishes. It was a day of mixed feelings for the 27-year-old woman. Doctors diagnosed her a month earlier with advanced stage heart failure brought on by a disease called cardiomyopathy. They told her she might not leave the …  read more…

Across the USA News from every state (USA Today)
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11-11-09 EUR ALL ON ONE PAGE (Eurweb)
DENZEL WASHINGTON HEADED BACK TO BROADWAY: Actor to star in a revival of August Wilson’s “Fences.” *Oscar winner Denzel Washington will return to Broadway next spring in a revival of August Wilson’s “Fences,” the Associated Press reported.  read more…

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Voting Question: Thinking of applying to medical school with a masters of social work?
I just finished my masters of social work and I really want to apply for medical school. I have had many clinical rotations at the VA hospital and Children’s Hospital in my city and I really loved all the work the doctors are involved in. Its all so interesting. I need to complete 5 prereqs before I take the MCAT though. Do you think its worth it ? Do you think having a masters degree in a helping profession like social work will aid my application? —> I also had volunteer work in a pediatricians office and in a pathology department in high school. I love kids and I think I would be suited for pediatrics. What do you guys think? Confused in Oklahoma! !

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Resolved Question: jokes!!!!! ?
BLONDE JOKES
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

3 construction guys were working on a skyscraper, up on the 40th floor.
At lunch, the bald guy said “Every day my wife packs me a tuna sandwich. If there’s tuna again today, I’m gonna jump off this building!”. He checks it & sure enough it’s tuna again so old baldy jumps.
The redhead then says “Every day I get a cheese sandwich for lunch from my wife. If it’s cheese again today then I’m jumping off here, too!”. Sure enough, it’s cheese so the redheaded guy jumps off.
Then the blond guy says “I always get a jelly sandwich. If it’s jelly again then I’m jumping, too!”. He checks & it’s jelly so he jumps.
At the memorial service for the 3 guys, their wives are talking about this.
Both the bald guy’s wife & the redhead’s wife said the same thing, “I don’t understand why my husband jumped. If I had know he wanted something else to eat for lunch, I’d have gave it to him.”.
Then the blond man’s wife says ” I don’t understand why my husband jumped. He always made his own lunch.”.

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally asked
The police woman replied “It’s square and it has your picture on it.” The driver finially found a square mirror in her purse , looked at it and handed it tothe policewoman. “Here it is ” she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking……. and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all them.” A friend says, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy: W.”

A blonde went to electronics store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry we don’t sell to blondes.”
She replied, ” I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?”
“Because that is not a TV, it’s a microwave

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?” The agent replies, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.

Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says “OK” and pours their shots. They all clink glasses and yell “51 days!” Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell “Only 51 days!” The bartender finally can’t stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by Only 51 days. One of the blondes looks at him and says “Well,” looking very smug. “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us Only 51 Days . . . . . and on the box it said 4-7 years”

Julie the blonde was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, “Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?” “Sure that sounds great!” said Julie. “Well, uh, how much do you want?” asked the man. “Is fifty

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Resolved Question: D’you Like these? ((sorry, the other one got cut off))?
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

3 construction guys were working on a skyscraper, up on the 40th floor.
At lunch, the bald guy said “Every day my wife packs me a tuna sandwich. If there’s tuna again today, I’m gonna jump off this building!”. He checks it & sure enough it’s tuna again so old baldy jumps.
The redhead then says “Every day I get a cheese sandwich for lunch from my wife. If it’s cheese again today then I’m jumping off here, too!”. Sure enough, it’s cheese so the redheaded guy jumps off.
Then the blond guy says “I always get a jelly sandwich. If it’s jelly again then I’m jumping, too!”. He checks & it’s jelly so he jumps.
At the memorial service for the 3 guys, their wives are talking about this.
Both the bald guy’s wife & the redhead’s wife said the same thing, “I don’t understand why my husband jumped. If I had know he wanted something else to eat for lunch, I’d have gave it to him.”.
Then the blond man’s wife says ” I don’t understand why my husband jumped. He always made his own lunch.”.

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally asked
The police woman replied “It’s square and it has your picture on it.” The driver finially found a square mirror in her purse , looked at it and handed it tothe policewoman. “Here it is ” she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking……. and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all them.” A friend says, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy: W.”

A blonde went to electronics store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry we don’t sell to blondes.”
She replied, ” I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?”
“Because that is not a TV, it’s a microwave

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?” The agent replies, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.

Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says “OK” and pours their shots. They all clink glasses and yell “51 days!” Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell “Only 51 days!” The bartender finally can’t stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by Only 51 days. One of the blondes looks at him and says “Well,” looking very smug. “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us Only 51 Days . . . . . and on the box it said 4-7 years”

Julie the blonde was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, “Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?” “Sure that sounds great!” said Julie. “Well, uh, how much do you want?” asked the man. “Is fifty bucks OK?” Julie asked. “Yeah t

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