Monthly Archives: May, 2009

Another Indian Canadian killed in drug gang war?
The state attorney general’s office said gunmen broke into a ranch in a rural area and shot dead five employees, along with four horses and a bull. Oklahoma union calls for investigation into strip searches of 2 female corrections officers. May 8th, 2009 Oklahoma snared in prison strip search controversyOKLAHOMA CITY — An Oklahoma workers union is calling for an investigation after it says two female corrections officers were strip-searched by investigators looking for …  read more…

The Norman Transcript - Caddo pottery artist Jereldine RedCorn …
RedCorn, the director of the first Red Earth Native American Cultural Festival in 1987, will be honored as the 2009 “Red Earth Honored One” at the 23rd annual Red Earth festival Friday through June 7 in downtown Oklahoma City. … Doctor’s Park Home Health Looking for. FT/PT Home Health Aide’s Pay Per Visit + Mileage Home Health …>MORE. SOONER Home Health Care Norman Branch Full-time. RN Case Manager & LPN Office Nurse with Exp in Quality Assurance Co…>MORE …  read more…

Gates of Vienna: Gates of Vienna News Feed 5/30/2009
Finance Minister Peer Steinbrueck told journalists waiting outside Chancellor Angela Merkel’s offices during the six-hour meeting that a comprehensive deal had been agreed. ….. OKLAHOMA CITY — Confronted by two holdup men, pharmacist Jerome Ersland pulled a gun, shot one of them in the head and chased the other away. Then, in a scene recorded by the drugstore’s security camera, he went behind the counter, got another gun, and pumped five more bullets into the wounded …  read more…

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Medical files found in a dumpster (Oklahoma’s NewsChannel 4)
OKLAHOMA CITY — Hundreds of medical files were found in a dumpster in the 3300 block of S.W. 36th on Friday. A lady found them and said they contained personal information like social security numbers and medical histories.  read more…

Blood drives slated for next week (The Enid News & Eagle)
Northwest Oklahoma Blood Institute will have three blood drives next week in Enid. The first will be 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Thursday at Lowe’s, 5201 W. Garriott.  read more…

Ringwood High School seniors rake in scholarships (The Enid News & Eagle)
Ringwood High School seniors received a total of $268,650 in scholarship offers. Of that total, $17,850 were local scholarships.  read more…

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Voting Question: Thinking of applying to medical school with a masters of social work?
I just finished my masters of social work and I really want to apply for medical school. I have had many clinical rotations at the VA hospital and Children’s Hospital in my city and I really loved all the work the doctors are involved in. Its all so interesting. I need to complete 5 prereqs before I take the MCAT though. Do you think its worth it ? Do you think having a masters degree in a helping profession like social work will aid my application? —> I also had volunteer work in a pediatricians office and in a pathology department in high school. I love kids and I think I would be suited for pediatrics. What do you guys think? Confused in Oklahoma! !

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Resolved Question: jokes!!!!! ?
BLONDE JOKES
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

3 construction guys were working on a skyscraper, up on the 40th floor.
At lunch, the bald guy said “Every day my wife packs me a tuna sandwich. If there’s tuna again today, I’m gonna jump off this building!”. He checks it & sure enough it’s tuna again so old baldy jumps.
The redhead then says “Every day I get a cheese sandwich for lunch from my wife. If it’s cheese again today then I’m jumping off here, too!”. Sure enough, it’s cheese so the redheaded guy jumps off.
Then the blond guy says “I always get a jelly sandwich. If it’s jelly again then I’m jumping, too!”. He checks & it’s jelly so he jumps.
At the memorial service for the 3 guys, their wives are talking about this.
Both the bald guy’s wife & the redhead’s wife said the same thing, “I don’t understand why my husband jumped. If I had know he wanted something else to eat for lunch, I’d have gave it to him.”.
Then the blond man’s wife says ” I don’t understand why my husband jumped. He always made his own lunch.”.

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally asked
The police woman replied “It’s square and it has your picture on it.” The driver finially found a square mirror in her purse , looked at it and handed it tothe policewoman. “Here it is ” she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking……. and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all them.” A friend says, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy: W.”

A blonde went to electronics store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry we don’t sell to blondes.”
She replied, ” I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?”
“Because that is not a TV, it’s a microwave

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?” The agent replies, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.

Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says “OK” and pours their shots. They all clink glasses and yell “51 days!” Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell “Only 51 days!” The bartender finally can’t stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by Only 51 days. One of the blondes looks at him and says “Well,” looking very smug. “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us Only 51 Days . . . . . and on the box it said 4-7 years”

Julie the blonde was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, “Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?” “Sure that sounds great!” said Julie. “Well, uh, how much do you want?” asked the man. “Is fifty

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Resolved Question: D’you Like these? ((sorry, the other one got cut off))?
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

3 construction guys were working on a skyscraper, up on the 40th floor.
At lunch, the bald guy said “Every day my wife packs me a tuna sandwich. If there’s tuna again today, I’m gonna jump off this building!”. He checks it & sure enough it’s tuna again so old baldy jumps.
The redhead then says “Every day I get a cheese sandwich for lunch from my wife. If it’s cheese again today then I’m jumping off here, too!”. Sure enough, it’s cheese so the redheaded guy jumps off.
Then the blond guy says “I always get a jelly sandwich. If it’s jelly again then I’m jumping, too!”. He checks & it’s jelly so he jumps.
At the memorial service for the 3 guys, their wives are talking about this.
Both the bald guy’s wife & the redhead’s wife said the same thing, “I don’t understand why my husband jumped. If I had know he wanted something else to eat for lunch, I’d have gave it to him.”.
Then the blond man’s wife says ” I don’t understand why my husband jumped. He always made his own lunch.”.

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally asked
The police woman replied “It’s square and it has your picture on it.” The driver finially found a square mirror in her purse , looked at it and handed it tothe policewoman. “Here it is ” she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking……. and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all them.” A friend says, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy: W.”

A blonde went to electronics store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry we don’t sell to blondes.”
She replied, ” I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?”
“Because that is not a TV, it’s a microwave

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?” The agent replies, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.

Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says “OK” and pours their shots. They all clink glasses and yell “51 days!” Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell “Only 51 days!” The bartender finally can’t stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by Only 51 days. One of the blondes looks at him and says “Well,” looking very smug. “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us Only 51 Days . . . . . and on the box it said 4-7 years”

Julie the blonde was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, “Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?” “Sure that sounds great!” said Julie. “Well, uh, how much do you want?” asked the man. “Is fifty bucks OK?” Julie asked. “Yeah t

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